snuv:

imlizy:

megapope:

humanoidhistory:

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

fucking cringe

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

remembered my tumblr password to reblog a few funnies for the first time in forever but then i scrolled the tl a bit and remembered why i dont go on this cursed website anymore

dankmemesreasonforliving:

angelsaxis:

Today on Hozier liked

manywinged:

manywinged:

i’m at your wife’s house making us soup with her favorite saucepan

i’m at my wife’s house eating soup from your best wooden bowls

gravemom:

veraxplus:

shacklefunk:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

ommanyte:

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

cassiiecage:

Dishonored - Outsider Shrine

mirakurutaimu-deactivated202005:

pissvortex:

non-looping gifs fuck me up so bad